Just chilling, again

So today it was just a regular day, just chilling in the middle of Vaughn mills. I have to say that I have seen a couple of cute girls walking around. I don’t get why none of these cute girls ever insert any money into me, never mind that they don’t even sit on me, they just walk past me like I am a piece of eye candy you know, and I for one am not eye candy, I need to be groomed. Anyways, im sure one of these days the perfect girl will sit on me. I should be advertised around the mall, the ad should say “The Hot Seat”. Im better then all these guys around me, I make the rules. I know im making myself sound like I am better then everybody, but really I am. Okay I am just stressed to be honest no one sits on me, like why does no one sit on me? Im clean and comfortable. For the past couple of days this has been happening, people just sit on me and don’t insert any money, then they just move to the other guy. Now that I think about it, yesterday someone inserted money into me and it just fell right through me back into their hand. Am I not working properly, O My God, I need to be repaired some one please get me fixed, I can not vibrate anymore that’s the problem. No wonder these past couple of days people have just been sitting and getting up, its not their fault its mine, I need to be repaired fast, only if I had a mouth to let the guys no, someone should report this, I don’t get that tingly feeling anymore.