For an audience that is interested in hockey.
It’s time for me to step onto the ice.
Im going to make the other team pay the price.
The other team thinks im to nice, Im sick of it, im going to break the ice.
Just one shot, that’s all I need, im going to make this crowd roar.
My team needs me to score, I will make them roar.
Let’s just settle this score before they ask for more.
And if they ask for more, well just have to open that door.
We have came so far, were not going to give up on this war.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
How a wallet sees the world.
For an audience of all ages.
Rise and shine everyone. It’s light outside again, you know what that means, time for me to be put into a pocket once again. That’s the daily routine, im not complaining, im the one around money all day. Sometimes it does get a little stuffy in here with all these cards. Most of the time the cards are placed inside of me and the worst thing is that nobody uses them. If I had a mouth I would tell them to throw the cards out. The cards that are used most of the time are the debit card and the credit card. On Christmas I have like ten gift cards inside of me, but the good thing is that the day after Christmas they all disappear. The best part about my job is that im around money all day, did I mention I love the sounds of paper rubbing together and even the clinging change. Yea this is the life, be jealous I don’t really care because im the one that looks sleek and sexy in my nice leather jacket.
Rise and shine everyone. It’s light outside again, you know what that means, time for me to be put into a pocket once again. That’s the daily routine, im not complaining, im the one around money all day. Sometimes it does get a little stuffy in here with all these cards. Most of the time the cards are placed inside of me and the worst thing is that nobody uses them. If I had a mouth I would tell them to throw the cards out. The cards that are used most of the time are the debit card and the credit card. On Christmas I have like ten gift cards inside of me, but the good thing is that the day after Christmas they all disappear. The best part about my job is that im around money all day, did I mention I love the sounds of paper rubbing together and even the clinging change. Yea this is the life, be jealous I don’t really care because im the one that looks sleek and sexy in my nice leather jacket.
monolouge, should I or shouldnt I?
For a teenage audience that’s enjoys monologues.
Here we go again, its happening all again. Why does this always happen to me? Why do I always get stuck in these situations? I shouldn’t have done it first, I shouldn’t have said anything. My cell phone always gets me into this, why did I have to respond. I don’t want to be involved in this I really don’t. Please someone help me out. What do I do? What should I do? This is the third time that this has happened to me it’s all my friends fault they always force me. Ok ill calm down ill just tell them that I don’t want to engage in such action. Like honestly it costs too much money, I should stop doing it. I have made my decision, even though they will think im soft I shouldn’t be peer pressured right? Isn’t that what the teachers always tell us. My friends do it all the time, I don’t know how they could afford it, like ill be honest I enjoy it and It makes me have a good time at party’s but its not always worth it is it? Straight up I don’t want to have a girlfriend, there I said it.
Here we go again, its happening all again. Why does this always happen to me? Why do I always get stuck in these situations? I shouldn’t have done it first, I shouldn’t have said anything. My cell phone always gets me into this, why did I have to respond. I don’t want to be involved in this I really don’t. Please someone help me out. What do I do? What should I do? This is the third time that this has happened to me it’s all my friends fault they always force me. Ok ill calm down ill just tell them that I don’t want to engage in such action. Like honestly it costs too much money, I should stop doing it. I have made my decision, even though they will think im soft I shouldn’t be peer pressured right? Isn’t that what the teachers always tell us. My friends do it all the time, I don’t know how they could afford it, like ill be honest I enjoy it and It makes me have a good time at party’s but its not always worth it is it? Straight up I don’t want to have a girlfriend, there I said it.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
For an audience that enjoys reviews about websites. For all ages.
Facebook is a great website because it connects everyone together. Whoever wants facebook can create an account and it’s very easy to do. Facebook is very useful because you can connect with people and friends all over the world.
Facebook also has amazing security. You can adjust the security options to how ever you want them. Facebook also allows your account to be put on limited access so only who you choose can view your full profile. When people search up your name you can block that and only people you want add, you add. The only worry you actually have is giving your pass word out, that’s the only worry you have with facebook, that’s how reliable the security is.
Facebook allows you to connect with friends and family all over the world. Its great that it allows you to connect with people all over the world all year around. The website its self is very easy to use and user friendly. There are also many cool applications to use and games to play, you can also challenge your friends.
Facebook is user friendly and security friendly. Facebook is very useful for people to have as long as they take care of their account and know who they are talking to. The website has become very advanced since the first version of facebook and is good for everyone to have.
Facebook is a great website because it connects everyone together. Whoever wants facebook can create an account and it’s very easy to do. Facebook is very useful because you can connect with people and friends all over the world.
Facebook also has amazing security. You can adjust the security options to how ever you want them. Facebook also allows your account to be put on limited access so only who you choose can view your full profile. When people search up your name you can block that and only people you want add, you add. The only worry you actually have is giving your pass word out, that’s the only worry you have with facebook, that’s how reliable the security is.
Facebook allows you to connect with friends and family all over the world. Its great that it allows you to connect with people all over the world all year around. The website its self is very easy to use and user friendly. There are also many cool applications to use and games to play, you can also challenge your friends.
Facebook is user friendly and security friendly. Facebook is very useful for people to have as long as they take care of their account and know who they are talking to. The website has become very advanced since the first version of facebook and is good for everyone to have.
mtv live review
For an audience that enjoys reading reviews. The topic that the review is on is for a teenage audience.
So a couple of hours ago I flipped on the television and started watching mtv live. Mtv live is an entertaining TV show that a lot of teens watch and enjoy. Mtv live has been on I think around 2 or 3 years.
Mtv located at the Masonic temple always sells out its mtv live tickets, one reason for that I think is because they are free. Don’t get my wrong I think that Mtv does a good job in entertaining people but a lot of the time their shows are pointless.
About a week ago they used to pick one person from the audience to go outside and shoot a golf ball into a little hole, and the hole was located at least a block down. Whoever could put the ball into the hole would win 25 thousand dollars, the point of the game is that no one will ever be able to put the ball in the hole, not even tiger woods.
The show has its good days were they bring in big celebrities and have good interviews with them, but at other time it’s just a waist of time to watch. Daryn Jones and Nicole Holness have done a great job on entertaining the audience because they never are bored, and they keep going back.
Mtv has a time slot every single weekday at 6 and 11. Some days the show is just on and they don’t really anything engaging to talk about but the hosts always pull off a an impressive show. One more little problem with mtv live is also that they sometimes put on bands at the end of the show which no one has ever heard of.
So a couple of hours ago I flipped on the television and started watching mtv live. Mtv live is an entertaining TV show that a lot of teens watch and enjoy. Mtv live has been on I think around 2 or 3 years.
Mtv located at the Masonic temple always sells out its mtv live tickets, one reason for that I think is because they are free. Don’t get my wrong I think that Mtv does a good job in entertaining people but a lot of the time their shows are pointless.
About a week ago they used to pick one person from the audience to go outside and shoot a golf ball into a little hole, and the hole was located at least a block down. Whoever could put the ball into the hole would win 25 thousand dollars, the point of the game is that no one will ever be able to put the ball in the hole, not even tiger woods.
The show has its good days were they bring in big celebrities and have good interviews with them, but at other time it’s just a waist of time to watch. Daryn Jones and Nicole Holness have done a great job on entertaining the audience because they never are bored, and they keep going back.
Mtv has a time slot every single weekday at 6 and 11. Some days the show is just on and they don’t really anything engaging to talk about but the hosts always pull off a an impressive show. One more little problem with mtv live is also that they sometimes put on bands at the end of the show which no one has ever heard of.
Friday, May 15, 2009
conversatin with hugh jackman
For audiences that enjoy conversations by celebrities
Conversation with Hugh Jackman
H: hello mike, what’s up?
M: Hugh what’s up buddy it’s been a long time
H: everything is fine, I just starred in the new movie wolverine x-men origins
M: that’s sick man, how did it feel playing the part of wolverine.
H: it felt fine man, how’s it suppost to feel, I just did my job I acted.
M: ok, relax Hugh I didn’t think that it would offend you in anyway.
H: its not that it offended me, it’s just that it was hard to make that movie and people are very critical these days. They don’t get the hard work that is put into the movie, all of the movies that I have done I have tried to do my best in, then you have those ass holes telling you that you didn’t do a good enough job, you know what I say mike screw them.
M: I totally agree with you man, in my opinion it was a really good movie, don’t listen to those critics, the way I look at it is people either loved it or hated it. Well are you thinking of making another x-men movie.
H: yes I have actually signed for another one, but enough of this x-men talk, how are you what are you doing with your life.
M: im fine I guess, everything Is the same, the usual you know, so anyways what’s going on with this new x-men movie when is it being filmed, can I check it out.
H: honestly mike, I don’t want to talk about x-men for a while, I have heard to much about it lately and I am getting sick of hearing about it.
M: ok but you’re a celebrity and were close so I just like to know these things.
H: well rite now you are being annoying so ill call you later.
M: bye wolverine.
H: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
Conversation with Hugh Jackman
H: hello mike, what’s up?
M: Hugh what’s up buddy it’s been a long time
H: everything is fine, I just starred in the new movie wolverine x-men origins
M: that’s sick man, how did it feel playing the part of wolverine.
H: it felt fine man, how’s it suppost to feel, I just did my job I acted.
M: ok, relax Hugh I didn’t think that it would offend you in anyway.
H: its not that it offended me, it’s just that it was hard to make that movie and people are very critical these days. They don’t get the hard work that is put into the movie, all of the movies that I have done I have tried to do my best in, then you have those ass holes telling you that you didn’t do a good enough job, you know what I say mike screw them.
M: I totally agree with you man, in my opinion it was a really good movie, don’t listen to those critics, the way I look at it is people either loved it or hated it. Well are you thinking of making another x-men movie.
H: yes I have actually signed for another one, but enough of this x-men talk, how are you what are you doing with your life.
M: im fine I guess, everything Is the same, the usual you know, so anyways what’s going on with this new x-men movie when is it being filmed, can I check it out.
H: honestly mike, I don’t want to talk about x-men for a while, I have heard to much about it lately and I am getting sick of hearing about it.
M: ok but you’re a celebrity and were close so I just like to know these things.
H: well rite now you are being annoying so ill call you later.
M: bye wolverine.
H: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
Im old but i want to be young- foto fab april 1
For audiences that enjoy funny old peoples monologues
Why am I here?
Why did I let my granddaughter drag me out of the house again?
Last time she dragged me out to the water park and this time the theme park.
I am to old for this, my time has passed.
I should be at home in the comfort of my own home listening to soothing music.
But no, I am at a theme park and its so loud and annoying here.
Yes, I love my grand daughter but she has to understand this place isn’t for me.
All these people surrounding me, young and old.
I remember the good old days, I used to be the bombshell at my high school.
Ye me, I was the super hot foxy mama, o pardon my word I shouldn’t be talking like that.
O here we go again, she’s going on the next ride, have fun sweetie.
Ok im jealous, why does she get all the fun, I want to go on that ride to.
Yes Im old but at heart im young, IM YOUNG.
O I shouldn’t have said that to loud………….
Why am I here?
Why did I let my granddaughter drag me out of the house again?
Last time she dragged me out to the water park and this time the theme park.
I am to old for this, my time has passed.
I should be at home in the comfort of my own home listening to soothing music.
But no, I am at a theme park and its so loud and annoying here.
Yes, I love my grand daughter but she has to understand this place isn’t for me.
All these people surrounding me, young and old.
I remember the good old days, I used to be the bombshell at my high school.
Ye me, I was the super hot foxy mama, o pardon my word I shouldn’t be talking like that.
O here we go again, she’s going on the next ride, have fun sweetie.
Ok im jealous, why does she get all the fun, I want to go on that ride to.
Yes Im old but at heart im young, IM YOUNG.
O I shouldn’t have said that to loud………….
Thursday, May 14, 2009
This is weird. foto fab march 31
For audiences that enjoy monologues about young infants, from their point of view
Hi, I wish I could tell you what im wearing but im not quiet sure.
I popped into this world a couple of months ago.
A lot of things around me look the same, I keep hearing the word people so im guessing that’s what they are.
This is really confusing, I haven’t really seen any of this and I don’t really understand the language.
I keep hearing words such as hi, cute, bye and mom and dad.
Im guessing mom and dad are those two things that are around me mostly.
Its kind of confusing coming into this world.
Sometimes my body feels the urge to release water out of these two things I see out of.
My mom and dad the two people I see most of try and point out things on me, ears nose and mouth, weird.
Anyways im just lieing down on something hard and uncomfortable but what can I do, I can’t even move.
Is this normal, to be lieing down and not moving, I don’t really have the power to sit up, it’s weird.
This world is different, there all these different voices around me when I am taking outside sometimes I can’t even make out what they are saying because they don’t sound like what I am used to hearing.
I have these two things at the side of me and when I put them together they make a nice sound which gets me really exited, the mom and dad call it a clap.
Here we go again one of them is coming to get me rite now, up I go, mama I said, and the mama swung me around.
Hi, I wish I could tell you what im wearing but im not quiet sure.
I popped into this world a couple of months ago.
A lot of things around me look the same, I keep hearing the word people so im guessing that’s what they are.
This is really confusing, I haven’t really seen any of this and I don’t really understand the language.
I keep hearing words such as hi, cute, bye and mom and dad.
Im guessing mom and dad are those two things that are around me mostly.
Its kind of confusing coming into this world.
Sometimes my body feels the urge to release water out of these two things I see out of.
My mom and dad the two people I see most of try and point out things on me, ears nose and mouth, weird.
Anyways im just lieing down on something hard and uncomfortable but what can I do, I can’t even move.
Is this normal, to be lieing down and not moving, I don’t really have the power to sit up, it’s weird.
This world is different, there all these different voices around me when I am taking outside sometimes I can’t even make out what they are saying because they don’t sound like what I am used to hearing.
I have these two things at the side of me and when I put them together they make a nice sound which gets me really exited, the mom and dad call it a clap.
Here we go again one of them is coming to get me rite now, up I go, mama I said, and the mama swung me around.
Bad decision - monologues- foto fab - thursday april 2
For an audience that’s enjoys monologues about people that regret something in their life
We shouldn’t have done that.
What am I going to tell my family, what if I don’t get caught nothing will happen then.
What if one of my friends gets caught because they are to slow, do I stay back and help them?
All that’s going through my mind at this second is run as fast as you can.
I knew this was a stupid decision, I should have never listened to anyone, stealing is wrong who said it’s hard to get caught.
What if people find out that I stole?
O my god the others are slowing down the cops are catching up to us.
All this for something that we should have paid for.
I am to young to go to jail, 16 that’s all I am I can not be put behind bars for a stupid decision I made.
I mean it wasn’t worth it, if I could reverse time I would, I am never ever stealing again.
Stealing is the stupidest thing someone can do, what if I get a criminal record o man.
I need a job to, what if I don’t get hired, my parents are going to kill me, I see a fence should I jump that fence.
What if I hurt my self jumping that fence, the cops are coming closer, run run run.
Here I go all or nothing can I make this jump.
Ouch my ankle, the sirings are getting louder.
Ok ok you caught me
Im sorry im sorry, it was stupid, I will never make a mistake like that again.
I learned my lesson this time, I promise I did, sir please, no sir.
Ill never even think about stealing again.
We shouldn’t have done that.
What am I going to tell my family, what if I don’t get caught nothing will happen then.
What if one of my friends gets caught because they are to slow, do I stay back and help them?
All that’s going through my mind at this second is run as fast as you can.
I knew this was a stupid decision, I should have never listened to anyone, stealing is wrong who said it’s hard to get caught.
What if people find out that I stole?
O my god the others are slowing down the cops are catching up to us.
All this for something that we should have paid for.
I am to young to go to jail, 16 that’s all I am I can not be put behind bars for a stupid decision I made.
I mean it wasn’t worth it, if I could reverse time I would, I am never ever stealing again.
Stealing is the stupidest thing someone can do, what if I get a criminal record o man.
I need a job to, what if I don’t get hired, my parents are going to kill me, I see a fence should I jump that fence.
What if I hurt my self jumping that fence, the cops are coming closer, run run run.
Here I go all or nothing can I make this jump.
Ouch my ankle, the sirings are getting louder.
Ok ok you caught me
Im sorry im sorry, it was stupid, I will never make a mistake like that again.
I learned my lesson this time, I promise I did, sir please, no sir.
Ill never even think about stealing again.
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Toronto fc
Intended for an audience that likes Toronto fc
Interview with Toronto fc head coach after he resigned
M: so John we’ve been friends for a while and I would like to know why you resigned
J: I couldn’t do it anymore, it was to hard mate
M: they were doing well this year, im so surprised you quit, they had a good record
J: yes, I know, I know, but it was so stressful, everyday waking up and working on strategies, I just couldn’t do it anymore, especially with this squad
M: they were looking good man, you shouldn’t have just resigned like that, I think you did the wrong thing
J: you know what, you don’t tell me that I shouldn’t have resigned because you didn’t have to deal with it everyday, every game I went to, I didn’t know what to expect , sometimes the guys didn’t even play up to tier potential.
M: John you’re making it seem like their bad leave them alone
J: ok ok ok, they are not bad but I couldn’t deal with a team like that, ok mike, they just were not my kind of team
M: you did some great things for the team john I just want you to know that
J: thank you mike I will talk to you soon
Interview with Toronto fc head coach after he resigned
M: so John we’ve been friends for a while and I would like to know why you resigned
J: I couldn’t do it anymore, it was to hard mate
M: they were doing well this year, im so surprised you quit, they had a good record
J: yes, I know, I know, but it was so stressful, everyday waking up and working on strategies, I just couldn’t do it anymore, especially with this squad
M: they were looking good man, you shouldn’t have just resigned like that, I think you did the wrong thing
J: you know what, you don’t tell me that I shouldn’t have resigned because you didn’t have to deal with it everyday, every game I went to, I didn’t know what to expect , sometimes the guys didn’t even play up to tier potential.
M: John you’re making it seem like their bad leave them alone
J: ok ok ok, they are not bad but I couldn’t deal with a team like that, ok mike, they just were not my kind of team
M: you did some great things for the team john I just want you to know that
J: thank you mike I will talk to you soon
frank lampard
For an audience that is interested in soccer
Interview with Frank Lampard(British accent) on Chelsea fc
M: so Frank how’s life?
Fl: life is good mate, you know just training for the big soccer season
M: very true, how is your family
Fl: they all okay, I haven’t had that much spending time with them because of soccer practice
M: yeah I know what you mean, I have to worry about soccer practice to, but im not professional, like you, but it would be nice
Fl: it’s hard being professional man, it’s not fun and games well yes ahaha, it is fun and games, but mate you have to understand a lot of hard training is involved
M: I know Frank, but the thing is that everyone thinks it’s all so glamorous, a lot of people don’t think about what you guys have done behind the scenes.
Fl: don’t get me wrong partner, it’s a great life style but to get here was quiet challenging
M: it must be great hanging out with the boys eh?
Fl: yea, it’s a lot of fun, you should come with us sometime we will hit up the pub
M: ok that sounds great man, how about a free ticket to one of your games?
Fl: I have already given you a couple of free tickets, but it is not a big problem mate
M: alright well Frankie give me a call later
Fl: alright, talk to you later mate
Interview with Frank Lampard(British accent) on Chelsea fc
M: so Frank how’s life?
Fl: life is good mate, you know just training for the big soccer season
M: very true, how is your family
Fl: they all okay, I haven’t had that much spending time with them because of soccer practice
M: yeah I know what you mean, I have to worry about soccer practice to, but im not professional, like you, but it would be nice
Fl: it’s hard being professional man, it’s not fun and games well yes ahaha, it is fun and games, but mate you have to understand a lot of hard training is involved
M: I know Frank, but the thing is that everyone thinks it’s all so glamorous, a lot of people don’t think about what you guys have done behind the scenes.
Fl: don’t get me wrong partner, it’s a great life style but to get here was quiet challenging
M: it must be great hanging out with the boys eh?
Fl: yea, it’s a lot of fun, you should come with us sometime we will hit up the pub
M: ok that sounds great man, how about a free ticket to one of your games?
Fl: I have already given you a couple of free tickets, but it is not a big problem mate
M: alright well Frankie give me a call later
Fl: alright, talk to you later mate
Monday, March 30, 2009
Hard Choice
Target audience: People from the age of 15-25 that enjoy reading monolouges about intense desicion making. Also people that enjoy reading about peoples hard lives.
We are really really high up, it is now or never. I have waited for this moment my whole life. This man has caused my whole family problems, from when I was a young age he was causing terror in the house hold. He would slap and use violent language against my mom and sister. I couldn’t do anything about it at such a young age, but now, now I feel like I have all the power in the whole world. Yes this man is one of the reasons I am in this world today, but what I have gone through and what I have saw, sometimes I regret being born. Life is supposed to be enjoyable, we should make the most out of life. This man has not let me enjoy life, this man has let me enjoy very little. I swore that when I turned 20 I would find him and end his misery, yes today is my 20 birthday.
I ran away from home at the age of 12, at 12 I was to small to do anything about it, I would just have to sit and watch. So I lived by myself for a while visiting my mom and my sister. The best days I can remember from my younger years are the days were he would disappear or be put in jail for a couple of days or weeks. I swore to myself everyday that I would do something about it, and never become what he became, a monster.
He was supposed to be the man in my life that I looked up to, instead he was the man in my life which I wanted to get rid of. The only conversations I ever had with him are after I called the cops and he was yelling at me when they took him away. I shouldn’t! I
Shouldn’t have had to go through any of that. Now after all these years on my 20th birthday I chased him to the top of the highest mountain. I have the power to end his life and begin mine, what do I do, WHAT DO I DO!, hahaha, the choice is obvious.
We are really really high up, it is now or never. I have waited for this moment my whole life. This man has caused my whole family problems, from when I was a young age he was causing terror in the house hold. He would slap and use violent language against my mom and sister. I couldn’t do anything about it at such a young age, but now, now I feel like I have all the power in the whole world. Yes this man is one of the reasons I am in this world today, but what I have gone through and what I have saw, sometimes I regret being born. Life is supposed to be enjoyable, we should make the most out of life. This man has not let me enjoy life, this man has let me enjoy very little. I swore that when I turned 20 I would find him and end his misery, yes today is my 20 birthday.
I ran away from home at the age of 12, at 12 I was to small to do anything about it, I would just have to sit and watch. So I lived by myself for a while visiting my mom and my sister. The best days I can remember from my younger years are the days were he would disappear or be put in jail for a couple of days or weeks. I swore to myself everyday that I would do something about it, and never become what he became, a monster.
He was supposed to be the man in my life that I looked up to, instead he was the man in my life which I wanted to get rid of. The only conversations I ever had with him are after I called the cops and he was yelling at me when they took him away. I shouldn’t! I
Shouldn’t have had to go through any of that. Now after all these years on my 20th birthday I chased him to the top of the highest mountain. I have the power to end his life and begin mine, what do I do, WHAT DO I DO!, hahaha, the choice is obvious.
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Teenager obsessed with BlackBerry
Last night, Nicole was seen walking down the street with her blackberry
Nicole was seen walking down Pape ave with her blackberry at approximately
“At least she puts the blackberry to good use since it does cost $70 a month,” says Nicole’s mom
Nicole comes home sometimes later than others but either way she does the same thing every time, she goes straight to her room and waits for someone to call her, if no one calls her shell wait for a text, and if no one texts her shell just go on msn or facebook.
“Sometimes me and my wife worry because we see Nicole walking home attached to her phone not watching were she is walking, sometimes she even passes by without saying hi.” Says neighbour Charles.
Nicole loves her handy gadget and keeps it in arms reach at all times. Since she got her blackberry last Christmas she has never been bored. It is a good thing that Nicole has a cell phone because she might need to use it for something important once in her life.
“I don’t know what my daughter would be doing at home if she didn’t have a computer or her blackberry, she might have resulted to homework,” Says Nicole’s dad.
Teenager can not put ipod down
For an entertaning read for ages 10-25
Yesterday morning, Jimmy was seen taking out his Ipod for the usual jog.
Jimmy can not put his Ipod down when he goes out for a jog. Jimmy goes for a jog every morning between seven thirty and eight fifteen. Jimmy says that he jogs every morning to stay fit. He does his usual routine, wake up, get dressed and unplug his Ipod, if his Ipod is not there he searches for it until he finds it.
“Jimmy has never once been for a jog without his Ipod since we purchased it for him,” says Ms. Jankov
“Sometimes Jimmy doesn’t start his jog until seven fifty because he is looking for his Ipod, I swear that kid can not run without his Ipod attached to his ears, we even bought him one of those things that attach to his arms,” says Mr. Jankov
Jimmy is inseparable from his Ipod when he goes for a jog. He charges it all night just to make sure it doesn’t die. Jimmy has a lot of techno music on there because it pumps him up.
“Its so annoying when Jimmy annoys me about touching his Ipod, he gets so mad and sometimes I haven’t even touched it,” says Jimmy’s younger sister Katie.
I don’t think that we will ever see Jimmy without his Ipod when he is out enjoying his jog. It’s good that Jimmy goes out for a jog to stay fit but one of those days he might have to jog without it.
Yesterday morning, Jimmy was seen taking out his Ipod for the usual jog.
Jimmy can not put his Ipod down when he goes out for a jog. Jimmy goes for a jog every morning between seven thirty and eight fifteen. Jimmy says that he jogs every morning to stay fit. He does his usual routine, wake up, get dressed and unplug his Ipod, if his Ipod is not there he searches for it until he finds it.
“Jimmy has never once been for a jog without his Ipod since we purchased it for him,” says Ms. Jankov
“Sometimes Jimmy doesn’t start his jog until seven fifty because he is looking for his Ipod, I swear that kid can not run without his Ipod attached to his ears, we even bought him one of those things that attach to his arms,” says Mr. Jankov
Jimmy is inseparable from his Ipod when he goes for a jog. He charges it all night just to make sure it doesn’t die. Jimmy has a lot of techno music on there because it pumps him up.
“Its so annoying when Jimmy annoys me about touching his Ipod, he gets so mad and sometimes I haven’t even touched it,” says Jimmy’s younger sister Katie.
I don’t think that we will ever see Jimmy without his Ipod when he is out enjoying his jog. It’s good that Jimmy goes out for a jog to stay fit but one of those days he might have to jog without it.
Feeling landscapes
I feel surrounded by darkness.
This was not made for me.
The screeching sounds.
The leeching frowns.
These creatures are so tiny.
These creatures make to much sound.
The rough walls are feeling round.
Darkness to the left, darkness to the right.
This darkness gives me quite a fright.
The smell is vile.
Hopefully we will leave in a while.
We just came on this trip because of Mr Wiles.
Seeing without eyes
I see darkness all around.
No, I am not dreaming.
Sometimes my darkness is what brings me light.
Sometimes my darkness makes me want to start a fight.
I have visualized my whole life, wondering what this world looks like.
Some people say the worlds round.
How should I know all I hear is sound.
I see nothing, no fear, no happiness, I can only feel.
My world is as dark as it gets.
But I don’t look at it like that.
In my mind it’s as light as it gets.
Dreaming
My dreams can be light or dark.
Doesn’t matter if my dreams are dull or if they start a spark.
Either way I can’t control it when I am dreaming.
I wish I could control my dreams when I am dreaming.
Sometimes dreams can be a little dark.
But at other times they show me the light.
Being light or dark, a dream is a dream.
Getting chased into an alley or winning a million dollars doesn’t make a difference as long as I am dreaming.
Doesn’t matter if my dreams are dull or if they start a spark.
Either way I can’t control it when I am dreaming.
I wish I could control my dreams when I am dreaming.
Sometimes dreams can be a little dark.
But at other times they show me the light.
Being light or dark, a dream is a dream.
Getting chased into an alley or winning a million dollars doesn’t make a difference as long as I am dreaming.
Thursday, March 5, 2009
life of a soccer player
This is intended for people aged 10-30. It’s mainly intended for people that enjoy sports.
I wake up in the morning, it doesn’t matter if other people are snoring.
If it’s not like that then I think there boring. I don’t put my make up on I just bring my game on. When were on that field we are out there roaring even when it’s pouring. From buttery tarts to torn out hearts when we loose a game, we realise that we still didn’t loose the fame. That’s rite maybe I am the one to blame but honestly you should just be ashamed. Look at you, who are you, I belong to this team as much as you do, so put your ego on a torpedo. From hearing all the screams and trying to get lean, im really thinking of getting out of this scene.
I wake up in the morning, it doesn’t matter if other people are snoring.
If it’s not like that then I think there boring. I don’t put my make up on I just bring my game on. When were on that field we are out there roaring even when it’s pouring. From buttery tarts to torn out hearts when we loose a game, we realise that we still didn’t loose the fame. That’s rite maybe I am the one to blame but honestly you should just be ashamed. Look at you, who are you, I belong to this team as much as you do, so put your ego on a torpedo. From hearing all the screams and trying to get lean, im really thinking of getting out of this scene.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Shocking
So I was at the gym today and there is this man, he’s 67 years old. He’s very old and also looks very old, he’s not one of those guys that you would mistake them for being 50. He has white hair and wares glasses. He’s pretty tall, I think around 6’1. He wares this green turquoise shirt, it’s a wife beater. He also wares these dark blue short shorts. His skin is very wrinkly but he has so much energy. Even though he is 67 years old he is one of the fittest old people I have ever seen in my life. Sometimes he goes to the gym even twice a day and workouts like crazy. First he runs for a little and then he pedals on the bike without stopping for at least 30 minutes. Then after he runs and bikes he does the seated row for ten minutes without stopping. Sometimes I look at him and I wonder how he does it. Then after he does all that he works on his abdominals and then does strength and endurance training. I think that he’s very lonely because I always see him going and talking to different people. He’s talked to me before and I always over hear him telling the other people what he told me. He told me that he trains everyday because at my age he was a beast and he wants to keep up with his grandson that is also a beast and is very strong. When he told me that he runs twelve kilometres a day I was shocked, and he also told me that he used to do triathlons and marathons. For a 67 year old guy I was shocked that he was so athletic and that he can push himself so far. I think that he’s a great guy but I feel bad for him because I think that he is lonely.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Pritty lady
So there’s this lady that comes by sobeys. Well call her Nicole. She always comes by with her little daughter that I think might be around 6 years old. They always buy meat from me. One time it was really cute, Nicole told her daughter what to buy. Nicole is always very happy and she always smiles when she walks through those doors. She usually buys olives first and always asks for a small container. Then she comes and orders 200 grams of turkey, that’s all she ever gets. She has such a soft voice and it’s so sweet to, she is also very polite. For a thirty year old woman she is very attractive. She dresses well and has a lot of style. She wears nice blue tight jeans with a nice white coat. She has this smile on that just makes her daughter so happy which is so nice to see. Nicole looks like she is Italian, actually im pretty sure she is Italian. Today Nicole came by with her mom, her mom is at least 65 im pretty sure. While Nicole walks up and down the store she lights up the place, she is stunning for a mom. After the deli she usually spends her time walking through the isles and goes to the bakery and asks for bread, im not sure if she was asking for bread but she was asking for something. As Nicole continues walking with her daughter and her mom she always has this sweet smile on that just makes your day a little bit better.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Just chilling, again
So today it was just a regular day, just chilling in the middle of Vaughn mills. I have to say that I have seen a couple of cute girls walking around. I don’t get why none of these cute girls ever insert any money into me, never mind that they don’t even sit on me, they just walk past me like I am a piece of eye candy you know, and I for one am not eye candy, I need to be groomed. Anyways, im sure one of these days the perfect girl will sit on me. I should be advertised around the mall, the ad should say “The Hot Seat”. Im better then all these guys around me, I make the rules. I know im making myself sound like I am better then everybody, but really I am. Okay I am just stressed to be honest no one sits on me, like why does no one sit on me? Im clean and comfortable. For the past couple of days this has been happening, people just sit on me and don’t insert any money, then they just move to the other guy. Now that I think about it, yesterday someone inserted money into me and it just fell right through me back into their hand. Am I not working properly, O My God, I need to be repaired some one please get me fixed, I can not vibrate anymore that’s the problem. No wonder these past couple of days people have just been sitting and getting up, its not their fault its mine, I need to be repaired fast, only if I had a mouth to let the guys no, someone should report this, I don’t get that tingly feeling anymore.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Trying to do what i do
So you know today is just a normal day just chilling, just doing my job looking good in the middle of Vaughn mills. Im quite new here actually, I was shipped here around two months ago. It takes a little getting used to, all these stores around me, all the people around me, but I got to admit that it is kind of annoying because I know once summer comes around its going to be packed in here. Today has been a slow day though, no one is paying for me they are just inserting their bottoms on me and not their money. Honestly I would sit on me to, im nice and sleek, I feel good, and when I vibrate, I do my best to massage people and make them feel good. Who wouldn’t want to sit on me, I mean im so comfortable and soft. I have like 5 friends around me, im stuck with these guys for good, so we try and make the best of it. Im sure my friends are not as comfy as I am. Im the newest one here and I fit in just great, even though I am a little better looking then them. Maybe some of us need to be moved around so we can get more attention, like when 3 of us are being used the other two get the shaft. Anyways im out for today, hopefully tomorrow is a busier day.
Monday, February 9, 2009
Relax....
So I was just working tonight, like I do on a regular Monday night. I work with this guy that can not stop talking, no matter how many times you tell him to stop talking. So I was just minding my own business and all I heard was
- So I really want to quit this job
- Ok... yeah, well do what you want
- Im going for a job interview tomorrow, hopefully I get it.
- Good luck
- Yea I really want to get that job at the bank, because it is just opening and all the banks around here don’t need anyone.
- Yeah
- Yeah man tomorrow im going to wake up early and make a great first impression
- Good luck…
Every 30 minutes he would bring it up that he wants to quit and I kept over hearing it, like honestly if you want to quit just, stop telling us man, its so annoying. Like yeah, say it once maybe two times, but stop repeating your self man you were already told good luck. It was even more annoying for me because I would hear him telling other people and then he would come and tell me. The person he was telling showed no interest after he heard it the fifth time, like I swear this guy that was saying he really wants to quit doesn’t know when someone is not interested in hearing him, he just keeps going. I was so annoyed I was going to throw something at him, like he’s a good guy he just has to relax.
- So I really want to quit this job
- Ok... yeah, well do what you want
- Im going for a job interview tomorrow, hopefully I get it.
- Good luck
- Yea I really want to get that job at the bank, because it is just opening and all the banks around here don’t need anyone.
- Yeah
- Yeah man tomorrow im going to wake up early and make a great first impression
- Good luck…
Every 30 minutes he would bring it up that he wants to quit and I kept over hearing it, like honestly if you want to quit just, stop telling us man, its so annoying. Like yeah, say it once maybe two times, but stop repeating your self man you were already told good luck. It was even more annoying for me because I would hear him telling other people and then he would come and tell me. The person he was telling showed no interest after he heard it the fifth time, like I swear this guy that was saying he really wants to quit doesn’t know when someone is not interested in hearing him, he just keeps going. I was so annoyed I was going to throw something at him, like he’s a good guy he just has to relax.
Sunday, February 8, 2009
LIKE SERIOUSLY , its annoying
So me and my friends were out on a Saturday night trying to get some dinner. So we went to a restaurant around eleven o’clock. Its eleven o’clock right, not that many people should still be out eating dinner at eleven o’clock. So me and my friends walk into the restaurant and there were two party’s going on which they had at least 25 people each. So we get seated and me and my friends are talking about our day and what we are going to do after. Then from one table we hear
- Umm... What do you think I should get?
- I am not sure honey maybe we will try eating their special pastas
- Umm… I don’t really want to eat pasta today lets try something else.
Simple conversation right, not that annoying. The table furthest from us was ridiculous and so annoying, me and my friends were going to get up and leave. These guys were standing up the whole time and talking really loud.
-EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
-EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
-How about another shot
-EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
From the time me and my friends got there, they were all done eating and just standing up. For an hour straight these guys were saying EYYYYYY, like you’re at a restaurant people are just trying to eat and relax, they don’t want to hear you, me and my friends were so annoyed and didn’t understand why they were all standing up. Why didn’t the restaurant manager tell them to quite down, that’s beyond me.
- Umm... What do you think I should get?
- I am not sure honey maybe we will try eating their special pastas
- Umm… I don’t really want to eat pasta today lets try something else.
Simple conversation right, not that annoying. The table furthest from us was ridiculous and so annoying, me and my friends were going to get up and leave. These guys were standing up the whole time and talking really loud.
-EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
-EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
-How about another shot
-EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
From the time me and my friends got there, they were all done eating and just standing up. For an hour straight these guys were saying EYYYYYY, like you’re at a restaurant people are just trying to eat and relax, they don’t want to hear you, me and my friends were so annoyed and didn’t understand why they were all standing up. Why didn’t the restaurant manager tell them to quite down, that’s beyond me.
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