For an audience that is interested in hockey.
It’s time for me to step onto the ice.
Im going to make the other team pay the price.
The other team thinks im to nice, Im sick of it, im going to break the ice.
Just one shot, that’s all I need, im going to make this crowd roar.
My team needs me to score, I will make them roar.
Let’s just settle this score before they ask for more.
And if they ask for more, well just have to open that door.
We have came so far, were not going to give up on this war.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
How a wallet sees the world.
For an audience of all ages.
Rise and shine everyone. It’s light outside again, you know what that means, time for me to be put into a pocket once again. That’s the daily routine, im not complaining, im the one around money all day. Sometimes it does get a little stuffy in here with all these cards. Most of the time the cards are placed inside of me and the worst thing is that nobody uses them. If I had a mouth I would tell them to throw the cards out. The cards that are used most of the time are the debit card and the credit card. On Christmas I have like ten gift cards inside of me, but the good thing is that the day after Christmas they all disappear. The best part about my job is that im around money all day, did I mention I love the sounds of paper rubbing together and even the clinging change. Yea this is the life, be jealous I don’t really care because im the one that looks sleek and sexy in my nice leather jacket.
Rise and shine everyone. It’s light outside again, you know what that means, time for me to be put into a pocket once again. That’s the daily routine, im not complaining, im the one around money all day. Sometimes it does get a little stuffy in here with all these cards. Most of the time the cards are placed inside of me and the worst thing is that nobody uses them. If I had a mouth I would tell them to throw the cards out. The cards that are used most of the time are the debit card and the credit card. On Christmas I have like ten gift cards inside of me, but the good thing is that the day after Christmas they all disappear. The best part about my job is that im around money all day, did I mention I love the sounds of paper rubbing together and even the clinging change. Yea this is the life, be jealous I don’t really care because im the one that looks sleek and sexy in my nice leather jacket.
monolouge, should I or shouldnt I?
For a teenage audience that’s enjoys monologues.
Here we go again, its happening all again. Why does this always happen to me? Why do I always get stuck in these situations? I shouldn’t have done it first, I shouldn’t have said anything. My cell phone always gets me into this, why did I have to respond. I don’t want to be involved in this I really don’t. Please someone help me out. What do I do? What should I do? This is the third time that this has happened to me it’s all my friends fault they always force me. Ok ill calm down ill just tell them that I don’t want to engage in such action. Like honestly it costs too much money, I should stop doing it. I have made my decision, even though they will think im soft I shouldn’t be peer pressured right? Isn’t that what the teachers always tell us. My friends do it all the time, I don’t know how they could afford it, like ill be honest I enjoy it and It makes me have a good time at party’s but its not always worth it is it? Straight up I don’t want to have a girlfriend, there I said it.
Here we go again, its happening all again. Why does this always happen to me? Why do I always get stuck in these situations? I shouldn’t have done it first, I shouldn’t have said anything. My cell phone always gets me into this, why did I have to respond. I don’t want to be involved in this I really don’t. Please someone help me out. What do I do? What should I do? This is the third time that this has happened to me it’s all my friends fault they always force me. Ok ill calm down ill just tell them that I don’t want to engage in such action. Like honestly it costs too much money, I should stop doing it. I have made my decision, even though they will think im soft I shouldn’t be peer pressured right? Isn’t that what the teachers always tell us. My friends do it all the time, I don’t know how they could afford it, like ill be honest I enjoy it and It makes me have a good time at party’s but its not always worth it is it? Straight up I don’t want to have a girlfriend, there I said it.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
For an audience that enjoys reviews about websites. For all ages.
Facebook is a great website because it connects everyone together. Whoever wants facebook can create an account and it’s very easy to do. Facebook is very useful because you can connect with people and friends all over the world.
Facebook also has amazing security. You can adjust the security options to how ever you want them. Facebook also allows your account to be put on limited access so only who you choose can view your full profile. When people search up your name you can block that and only people you want add, you add. The only worry you actually have is giving your pass word out, that’s the only worry you have with facebook, that’s how reliable the security is.
Facebook allows you to connect with friends and family all over the world. Its great that it allows you to connect with people all over the world all year around. The website its self is very easy to use and user friendly. There are also many cool applications to use and games to play, you can also challenge your friends.
Facebook is user friendly and security friendly. Facebook is very useful for people to have as long as they take care of their account and know who they are talking to. The website has become very advanced since the first version of facebook and is good for everyone to have.
Facebook is a great website because it connects everyone together. Whoever wants facebook can create an account and it’s very easy to do. Facebook is very useful because you can connect with people and friends all over the world.
Facebook also has amazing security. You can adjust the security options to how ever you want them. Facebook also allows your account to be put on limited access so only who you choose can view your full profile. When people search up your name you can block that and only people you want add, you add. The only worry you actually have is giving your pass word out, that’s the only worry you have with facebook, that’s how reliable the security is.
Facebook allows you to connect with friends and family all over the world. Its great that it allows you to connect with people all over the world all year around. The website its self is very easy to use and user friendly. There are also many cool applications to use and games to play, you can also challenge your friends.
Facebook is user friendly and security friendly. Facebook is very useful for people to have as long as they take care of their account and know who they are talking to. The website has become very advanced since the first version of facebook and is good for everyone to have.
mtv live review
For an audience that enjoys reading reviews. The topic that the review is on is for a teenage audience.
So a couple of hours ago I flipped on the television and started watching mtv live. Mtv live is an entertaining TV show that a lot of teens watch and enjoy. Mtv live has been on I think around 2 or 3 years.
Mtv located at the Masonic temple always sells out its mtv live tickets, one reason for that I think is because they are free. Don’t get my wrong I think that Mtv does a good job in entertaining people but a lot of the time their shows are pointless.
About a week ago they used to pick one person from the audience to go outside and shoot a golf ball into a little hole, and the hole was located at least a block down. Whoever could put the ball into the hole would win 25 thousand dollars, the point of the game is that no one will ever be able to put the ball in the hole, not even tiger woods.
The show has its good days were they bring in big celebrities and have good interviews with them, but at other time it’s just a waist of time to watch. Daryn Jones and Nicole Holness have done a great job on entertaining the audience because they never are bored, and they keep going back.
Mtv has a time slot every single weekday at 6 and 11. Some days the show is just on and they don’t really anything engaging to talk about but the hosts always pull off a an impressive show. One more little problem with mtv live is also that they sometimes put on bands at the end of the show which no one has ever heard of.
So a couple of hours ago I flipped on the television and started watching mtv live. Mtv live is an entertaining TV show that a lot of teens watch and enjoy. Mtv live has been on I think around 2 or 3 years.
Mtv located at the Masonic temple always sells out its mtv live tickets, one reason for that I think is because they are free. Don’t get my wrong I think that Mtv does a good job in entertaining people but a lot of the time their shows are pointless.
About a week ago they used to pick one person from the audience to go outside and shoot a golf ball into a little hole, and the hole was located at least a block down. Whoever could put the ball into the hole would win 25 thousand dollars, the point of the game is that no one will ever be able to put the ball in the hole, not even tiger woods.
The show has its good days were they bring in big celebrities and have good interviews with them, but at other time it’s just a waist of time to watch. Daryn Jones and Nicole Holness have done a great job on entertaining the audience because they never are bored, and they keep going back.
Mtv has a time slot every single weekday at 6 and 11. Some days the show is just on and they don’t really anything engaging to talk about but the hosts always pull off a an impressive show. One more little problem with mtv live is also that they sometimes put on bands at the end of the show which no one has ever heard of.
Friday, May 15, 2009
conversatin with hugh jackman
For audiences that enjoy conversations by celebrities
Conversation with Hugh Jackman
H: hello mike, what’s up?
M: Hugh what’s up buddy it’s been a long time
H: everything is fine, I just starred in the new movie wolverine x-men origins
M: that’s sick man, how did it feel playing the part of wolverine.
H: it felt fine man, how’s it suppost to feel, I just did my job I acted.
M: ok, relax Hugh I didn’t think that it would offend you in anyway.
H: its not that it offended me, it’s just that it was hard to make that movie and people are very critical these days. They don’t get the hard work that is put into the movie, all of the movies that I have done I have tried to do my best in, then you have those ass holes telling you that you didn’t do a good enough job, you know what I say mike screw them.
M: I totally agree with you man, in my opinion it was a really good movie, don’t listen to those critics, the way I look at it is people either loved it or hated it. Well are you thinking of making another x-men movie.
H: yes I have actually signed for another one, but enough of this x-men talk, how are you what are you doing with your life.
M: im fine I guess, everything Is the same, the usual you know, so anyways what’s going on with this new x-men movie when is it being filmed, can I check it out.
H: honestly mike, I don’t want to talk about x-men for a while, I have heard to much about it lately and I am getting sick of hearing about it.
M: ok but you’re a celebrity and were close so I just like to know these things.
H: well rite now you are being annoying so ill call you later.
M: bye wolverine.
H: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
Conversation with Hugh Jackman
H: hello mike, what’s up?
M: Hugh what’s up buddy it’s been a long time
H: everything is fine, I just starred in the new movie wolverine x-men origins
M: that’s sick man, how did it feel playing the part of wolverine.
H: it felt fine man, how’s it suppost to feel, I just did my job I acted.
M: ok, relax Hugh I didn’t think that it would offend you in anyway.
H: its not that it offended me, it’s just that it was hard to make that movie and people are very critical these days. They don’t get the hard work that is put into the movie, all of the movies that I have done I have tried to do my best in, then you have those ass holes telling you that you didn’t do a good enough job, you know what I say mike screw them.
M: I totally agree with you man, in my opinion it was a really good movie, don’t listen to those critics, the way I look at it is people either loved it or hated it. Well are you thinking of making another x-men movie.
H: yes I have actually signed for another one, but enough of this x-men talk, how are you what are you doing with your life.
M: im fine I guess, everything Is the same, the usual you know, so anyways what’s going on with this new x-men movie when is it being filmed, can I check it out.
H: honestly mike, I don’t want to talk about x-men for a while, I have heard to much about it lately and I am getting sick of hearing about it.
M: ok but you’re a celebrity and were close so I just like to know these things.
H: well rite now you are being annoying so ill call you later.
M: bye wolverine.
H: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
Im old but i want to be young- foto fab april 1
For audiences that enjoy funny old peoples monologues
Why am I here?
Why did I let my granddaughter drag me out of the house again?
Last time she dragged me out to the water park and this time the theme park.
I am to old for this, my time has passed.
I should be at home in the comfort of my own home listening to soothing music.
But no, I am at a theme park and its so loud and annoying here.
Yes, I love my grand daughter but she has to understand this place isn’t for me.
All these people surrounding me, young and old.
I remember the good old days, I used to be the bombshell at my high school.
Ye me, I was the super hot foxy mama, o pardon my word I shouldn’t be talking like that.
O here we go again, she’s going on the next ride, have fun sweetie.
Ok im jealous, why does she get all the fun, I want to go on that ride to.
Yes Im old but at heart im young, IM YOUNG.
O I shouldn’t have said that to loud………….
Why am I here?
Why did I let my granddaughter drag me out of the house again?
Last time she dragged me out to the water park and this time the theme park.
I am to old for this, my time has passed.
I should be at home in the comfort of my own home listening to soothing music.
But no, I am at a theme park and its so loud and annoying here.
Yes, I love my grand daughter but she has to understand this place isn’t for me.
All these people surrounding me, young and old.
I remember the good old days, I used to be the bombshell at my high school.
Ye me, I was the super hot foxy mama, o pardon my word I shouldn’t be talking like that.
O here we go again, she’s going on the next ride, have fun sweetie.
Ok im jealous, why does she get all the fun, I want to go on that ride to.
Yes Im old but at heart im young, IM YOUNG.
O I shouldn’t have said that to loud………….
Thursday, May 14, 2009
This is weird. foto fab march 31
For audiences that enjoy monologues about young infants, from their point of view
Hi, I wish I could tell you what im wearing but im not quiet sure.
I popped into this world a couple of months ago.
A lot of things around me look the same, I keep hearing the word people so im guessing that’s what they are.
This is really confusing, I haven’t really seen any of this and I don’t really understand the language.
I keep hearing words such as hi, cute, bye and mom and dad.
Im guessing mom and dad are those two things that are around me mostly.
Its kind of confusing coming into this world.
Sometimes my body feels the urge to release water out of these two things I see out of.
My mom and dad the two people I see most of try and point out things on me, ears nose and mouth, weird.
Anyways im just lieing down on something hard and uncomfortable but what can I do, I can’t even move.
Is this normal, to be lieing down and not moving, I don’t really have the power to sit up, it’s weird.
This world is different, there all these different voices around me when I am taking outside sometimes I can’t even make out what they are saying because they don’t sound like what I am used to hearing.
I have these two things at the side of me and when I put them together they make a nice sound which gets me really exited, the mom and dad call it a clap.
Here we go again one of them is coming to get me rite now, up I go, mama I said, and the mama swung me around.
Hi, I wish I could tell you what im wearing but im not quiet sure.
I popped into this world a couple of months ago.
A lot of things around me look the same, I keep hearing the word people so im guessing that’s what they are.
This is really confusing, I haven’t really seen any of this and I don’t really understand the language.
I keep hearing words such as hi, cute, bye and mom and dad.
Im guessing mom and dad are those two things that are around me mostly.
Its kind of confusing coming into this world.
Sometimes my body feels the urge to release water out of these two things I see out of.
My mom and dad the two people I see most of try and point out things on me, ears nose and mouth, weird.
Anyways im just lieing down on something hard and uncomfortable but what can I do, I can’t even move.
Is this normal, to be lieing down and not moving, I don’t really have the power to sit up, it’s weird.
This world is different, there all these different voices around me when I am taking outside sometimes I can’t even make out what they are saying because they don’t sound like what I am used to hearing.
I have these two things at the side of me and when I put them together they make a nice sound which gets me really exited, the mom and dad call it a clap.
Here we go again one of them is coming to get me rite now, up I go, mama I said, and the mama swung me around.
Bad decision - monologues- foto fab - thursday april 2
For an audience that’s enjoys monologues about people that regret something in their life
We shouldn’t have done that.
What am I going to tell my family, what if I don’t get caught nothing will happen then.
What if one of my friends gets caught because they are to slow, do I stay back and help them?
All that’s going through my mind at this second is run as fast as you can.
I knew this was a stupid decision, I should have never listened to anyone, stealing is wrong who said it’s hard to get caught.
What if people find out that I stole?
O my god the others are slowing down the cops are catching up to us.
All this for something that we should have paid for.
I am to young to go to jail, 16 that’s all I am I can not be put behind bars for a stupid decision I made.
I mean it wasn’t worth it, if I could reverse time I would, I am never ever stealing again.
Stealing is the stupidest thing someone can do, what if I get a criminal record o man.
I need a job to, what if I don’t get hired, my parents are going to kill me, I see a fence should I jump that fence.
What if I hurt my self jumping that fence, the cops are coming closer, run run run.
Here I go all or nothing can I make this jump.
Ouch my ankle, the sirings are getting louder.
Ok ok you caught me
Im sorry im sorry, it was stupid, I will never make a mistake like that again.
I learned my lesson this time, I promise I did, sir please, no sir.
Ill never even think about stealing again.
We shouldn’t have done that.
What am I going to tell my family, what if I don’t get caught nothing will happen then.
What if one of my friends gets caught because they are to slow, do I stay back and help them?
All that’s going through my mind at this second is run as fast as you can.
I knew this was a stupid decision, I should have never listened to anyone, stealing is wrong who said it’s hard to get caught.
What if people find out that I stole?
O my god the others are slowing down the cops are catching up to us.
All this for something that we should have paid for.
I am to young to go to jail, 16 that’s all I am I can not be put behind bars for a stupid decision I made.
I mean it wasn’t worth it, if I could reverse time I would, I am never ever stealing again.
Stealing is the stupidest thing someone can do, what if I get a criminal record o man.
I need a job to, what if I don’t get hired, my parents are going to kill me, I see a fence should I jump that fence.
What if I hurt my self jumping that fence, the cops are coming closer, run run run.
Here I go all or nothing can I make this jump.
Ouch my ankle, the sirings are getting louder.
Ok ok you caught me
Im sorry im sorry, it was stupid, I will never make a mistake like that again.
I learned my lesson this time, I promise I did, sir please, no sir.
Ill never even think about stealing again.
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