For audiences that enjoy funny old peoples monologues
Why am I here?
Why did I let my granddaughter drag me out of the house again?
Last time she dragged me out to the water park and this time the theme park.
I am to old for this, my time has passed.
I should be at home in the comfort of my own home listening to soothing music.
But no, I am at a theme park and its so loud and annoying here.
Yes, I love my grand daughter but she has to understand this place isn’t for me.
All these people surrounding me, young and old.
I remember the good old days, I used to be the bombshell at my high school.
Ye me, I was the super hot foxy mama, o pardon my word I shouldn’t be talking like that.
O here we go again, she’s going on the next ride, have fun sweetie.
Ok im jealous, why does she get all the fun, I want to go on that ride to.
Yes Im old but at heart im young, IM YOUNG.
O I shouldn’t have said that to loud………….
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