For audiences that enjoy monologues about young infants, from their point of view
Hi, I wish I could tell you what im wearing but im not quiet sure.
I popped into this world a couple of months ago.
A lot of things around me look the same, I keep hearing the word people so im guessing that’s what they are.
This is really confusing, I haven’t really seen any of this and I don’t really understand the language.
I keep hearing words such as hi, cute, bye and mom and dad.
Im guessing mom and dad are those two things that are around me mostly.
Its kind of confusing coming into this world.
Sometimes my body feels the urge to release water out of these two things I see out of.
My mom and dad the two people I see most of try and point out things on me, ears nose and mouth, weird.
Anyways im just lieing down on something hard and uncomfortable but what can I do, I can’t even move.
Is this normal, to be lieing down and not moving, I don’t really have the power to sit up, it’s weird.
This world is different, there all these different voices around me when I am taking outside sometimes I can’t even make out what they are saying because they don’t sound like what I am used to hearing.
I have these two things at the side of me and when I put them together they make a nice sound which gets me really exited, the mom and dad call it a clap.
Here we go again one of them is coming to get me rite now, up I go, mama I said, and the mama swung me around.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Bad decision - monologues- foto fab - thursday april 2
For an audience that’s enjoys monologues about people that regret something in their life
We shouldn’t have done that.
What am I going to tell my family, what if I don’t get caught nothing will happen then.
What if one of my friends gets caught because they are to slow, do I stay back and help them?
All that’s going through my mind at this second is run as fast as you can.
I knew this was a stupid decision, I should have never listened to anyone, stealing is wrong who said it’s hard to get caught.
What if people find out that I stole?
O my god the others are slowing down the cops are catching up to us.
All this for something that we should have paid for.
I am to young to go to jail, 16 that’s all I am I can not be put behind bars for a stupid decision I made.
I mean it wasn’t worth it, if I could reverse time I would, I am never ever stealing again.
Stealing is the stupidest thing someone can do, what if I get a criminal record o man.
I need a job to, what if I don’t get hired, my parents are going to kill me, I see a fence should I jump that fence.
What if I hurt my self jumping that fence, the cops are coming closer, run run run.
Here I go all or nothing can I make this jump.
Ouch my ankle, the sirings are getting louder.
Ok ok you caught me
Im sorry im sorry, it was stupid, I will never make a mistake like that again.
I learned my lesson this time, I promise I did, sir please, no sir.
Ill never even think about stealing again.
We shouldn’t have done that.
What am I going to tell my family, what if I don’t get caught nothing will happen then.
What if one of my friends gets caught because they are to slow, do I stay back and help them?
All that’s going through my mind at this second is run as fast as you can.
I knew this was a stupid decision, I should have never listened to anyone, stealing is wrong who said it’s hard to get caught.
What if people find out that I stole?
O my god the others are slowing down the cops are catching up to us.
All this for something that we should have paid for.
I am to young to go to jail, 16 that’s all I am I can not be put behind bars for a stupid decision I made.
I mean it wasn’t worth it, if I could reverse time I would, I am never ever stealing again.
Stealing is the stupidest thing someone can do, what if I get a criminal record o man.
I need a job to, what if I don’t get hired, my parents are going to kill me, I see a fence should I jump that fence.
What if I hurt my self jumping that fence, the cops are coming closer, run run run.
Here I go all or nothing can I make this jump.
Ouch my ankle, the sirings are getting louder.
Ok ok you caught me
Im sorry im sorry, it was stupid, I will never make a mistake like that again.
I learned my lesson this time, I promise I did, sir please, no sir.
Ill never even think about stealing again.
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Toronto fc
Intended for an audience that likes Toronto fc
Interview with Toronto fc head coach after he resigned
M: so John we’ve been friends for a while and I would like to know why you resigned
J: I couldn’t do it anymore, it was to hard mate
M: they were doing well this year, im so surprised you quit, they had a good record
J: yes, I know, I know, but it was so stressful, everyday waking up and working on strategies, I just couldn’t do it anymore, especially with this squad
M: they were looking good man, you shouldn’t have just resigned like that, I think you did the wrong thing
J: you know what, you don’t tell me that I shouldn’t have resigned because you didn’t have to deal with it everyday, every game I went to, I didn’t know what to expect , sometimes the guys didn’t even play up to tier potential.
M: John you’re making it seem like their bad leave them alone
J: ok ok ok, they are not bad but I couldn’t deal with a team like that, ok mike, they just were not my kind of team
M: you did some great things for the team john I just want you to know that
J: thank you mike I will talk to you soon
Interview with Toronto fc head coach after he resigned
M: so John we’ve been friends for a while and I would like to know why you resigned
J: I couldn’t do it anymore, it was to hard mate
M: they were doing well this year, im so surprised you quit, they had a good record
J: yes, I know, I know, but it was so stressful, everyday waking up and working on strategies, I just couldn’t do it anymore, especially with this squad
M: they were looking good man, you shouldn’t have just resigned like that, I think you did the wrong thing
J: you know what, you don’t tell me that I shouldn’t have resigned because you didn’t have to deal with it everyday, every game I went to, I didn’t know what to expect , sometimes the guys didn’t even play up to tier potential.
M: John you’re making it seem like their bad leave them alone
J: ok ok ok, they are not bad but I couldn’t deal with a team like that, ok mike, they just were not my kind of team
M: you did some great things for the team john I just want you to know that
J: thank you mike I will talk to you soon
frank lampard
For an audience that is interested in soccer
Interview with Frank Lampard(British accent) on Chelsea fc
M: so Frank how’s life?
Fl: life is good mate, you know just training for the big soccer season
M: very true, how is your family
Fl: they all okay, I haven’t had that much spending time with them because of soccer practice
M: yeah I know what you mean, I have to worry about soccer practice to, but im not professional, like you, but it would be nice
Fl: it’s hard being professional man, it’s not fun and games well yes ahaha, it is fun and games, but mate you have to understand a lot of hard training is involved
M: I know Frank, but the thing is that everyone thinks it’s all so glamorous, a lot of people don’t think about what you guys have done behind the scenes.
Fl: don’t get me wrong partner, it’s a great life style but to get here was quiet challenging
M: it must be great hanging out with the boys eh?
Fl: yea, it’s a lot of fun, you should come with us sometime we will hit up the pub
M: ok that sounds great man, how about a free ticket to one of your games?
Fl: I have already given you a couple of free tickets, but it is not a big problem mate
M: alright well Frankie give me a call later
Fl: alright, talk to you later mate
Interview with Frank Lampard(British accent) on Chelsea fc
M: so Frank how’s life?
Fl: life is good mate, you know just training for the big soccer season
M: very true, how is your family
Fl: they all okay, I haven’t had that much spending time with them because of soccer practice
M: yeah I know what you mean, I have to worry about soccer practice to, but im not professional, like you, but it would be nice
Fl: it’s hard being professional man, it’s not fun and games well yes ahaha, it is fun and games, but mate you have to understand a lot of hard training is involved
M: I know Frank, but the thing is that everyone thinks it’s all so glamorous, a lot of people don’t think about what you guys have done behind the scenes.
Fl: don’t get me wrong partner, it’s a great life style but to get here was quiet challenging
M: it must be great hanging out with the boys eh?
Fl: yea, it’s a lot of fun, you should come with us sometime we will hit up the pub
M: ok that sounds great man, how about a free ticket to one of your games?
Fl: I have already given you a couple of free tickets, but it is not a big problem mate
M: alright well Frankie give me a call later
Fl: alright, talk to you later mate
Monday, March 30, 2009
Hard Choice
Target audience: People from the age of 15-25 that enjoy reading monolouges about intense desicion making. Also people that enjoy reading about peoples hard lives.
We are really really high up, it is now or never. I have waited for this moment my whole life. This man has caused my whole family problems, from when I was a young age he was causing terror in the house hold. He would slap and use violent language against my mom and sister. I couldn’t do anything about it at such a young age, but now, now I feel like I have all the power in the whole world. Yes this man is one of the reasons I am in this world today, but what I have gone through and what I have saw, sometimes I regret being born. Life is supposed to be enjoyable, we should make the most out of life. This man has not let me enjoy life, this man has let me enjoy very little. I swore that when I turned 20 I would find him and end his misery, yes today is my 20 birthday.
I ran away from home at the age of 12, at 12 I was to small to do anything about it, I would just have to sit and watch. So I lived by myself for a while visiting my mom and my sister. The best days I can remember from my younger years are the days were he would disappear or be put in jail for a couple of days or weeks. I swore to myself everyday that I would do something about it, and never become what he became, a monster.
He was supposed to be the man in my life that I looked up to, instead he was the man in my life which I wanted to get rid of. The only conversations I ever had with him are after I called the cops and he was yelling at me when they took him away. I shouldn’t! I
Shouldn’t have had to go through any of that. Now after all these years on my 20th birthday I chased him to the top of the highest mountain. I have the power to end his life and begin mine, what do I do, WHAT DO I DO!, hahaha, the choice is obvious.
We are really really high up, it is now or never. I have waited for this moment my whole life. This man has caused my whole family problems, from when I was a young age he was causing terror in the house hold. He would slap and use violent language against my mom and sister. I couldn’t do anything about it at such a young age, but now, now I feel like I have all the power in the whole world. Yes this man is one of the reasons I am in this world today, but what I have gone through and what I have saw, sometimes I regret being born. Life is supposed to be enjoyable, we should make the most out of life. This man has not let me enjoy life, this man has let me enjoy very little. I swore that when I turned 20 I would find him and end his misery, yes today is my 20 birthday.
I ran away from home at the age of 12, at 12 I was to small to do anything about it, I would just have to sit and watch. So I lived by myself for a while visiting my mom and my sister. The best days I can remember from my younger years are the days were he would disappear or be put in jail for a couple of days or weeks. I swore to myself everyday that I would do something about it, and never become what he became, a monster.
He was supposed to be the man in my life that I looked up to, instead he was the man in my life which I wanted to get rid of. The only conversations I ever had with him are after I called the cops and he was yelling at me when they took him away. I shouldn’t! I
Shouldn’t have had to go through any of that. Now after all these years on my 20th birthday I chased him to the top of the highest mountain. I have the power to end his life and begin mine, what do I do, WHAT DO I DO!, hahaha, the choice is obvious.
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Teenager obsessed with BlackBerry
Last night, Nicole was seen walking down the street with her blackberry
Nicole was seen walking down Pape ave with her blackberry at approximately
“At least she puts the blackberry to good use since it does cost $70 a month,” says Nicole’s mom
Nicole comes home sometimes later than others but either way she does the same thing every time, she goes straight to her room and waits for someone to call her, if no one calls her shell wait for a text, and if no one texts her shell just go on msn or facebook.
“Sometimes me and my wife worry because we see Nicole walking home attached to her phone not watching were she is walking, sometimes she even passes by without saying hi.” Says neighbour Charles.
Nicole loves her handy gadget and keeps it in arms reach at all times. Since she got her blackberry last Christmas she has never been bored. It is a good thing that Nicole has a cell phone because she might need to use it for something important once in her life.
“I don’t know what my daughter would be doing at home if she didn’t have a computer or her blackberry, she might have resulted to homework,” Says Nicole’s dad.
Teenager can not put ipod down
For an entertaning read for ages 10-25
Yesterday morning, Jimmy was seen taking out his Ipod for the usual jog.
Jimmy can not put his Ipod down when he goes out for a jog. Jimmy goes for a jog every morning between seven thirty and eight fifteen. Jimmy says that he jogs every morning to stay fit. He does his usual routine, wake up, get dressed and unplug his Ipod, if his Ipod is not there he searches for it until he finds it.
“Jimmy has never once been for a jog without his Ipod since we purchased it for him,” says Ms. Jankov
“Sometimes Jimmy doesn’t start his jog until seven fifty because he is looking for his Ipod, I swear that kid can not run without his Ipod attached to his ears, we even bought him one of those things that attach to his arms,” says Mr. Jankov
Jimmy is inseparable from his Ipod when he goes for a jog. He charges it all night just to make sure it doesn’t die. Jimmy has a lot of techno music on there because it pumps him up.
“Its so annoying when Jimmy annoys me about touching his Ipod, he gets so mad and sometimes I haven’t even touched it,” says Jimmy’s younger sister Katie.
I don’t think that we will ever see Jimmy without his Ipod when he is out enjoying his jog. It’s good that Jimmy goes out for a jog to stay fit but one of those days he might have to jog without it.
Yesterday morning, Jimmy was seen taking out his Ipod for the usual jog.
Jimmy can not put his Ipod down when he goes out for a jog. Jimmy goes for a jog every morning between seven thirty and eight fifteen. Jimmy says that he jogs every morning to stay fit. He does his usual routine, wake up, get dressed and unplug his Ipod, if his Ipod is not there he searches for it until he finds it.
“Jimmy has never once been for a jog without his Ipod since we purchased it for him,” says Ms. Jankov
“Sometimes Jimmy doesn’t start his jog until seven fifty because he is looking for his Ipod, I swear that kid can not run without his Ipod attached to his ears, we even bought him one of those things that attach to his arms,” says Mr. Jankov
Jimmy is inseparable from his Ipod when he goes for a jog. He charges it all night just to make sure it doesn’t die. Jimmy has a lot of techno music on there because it pumps him up.
“Its so annoying when Jimmy annoys me about touching his Ipod, he gets so mad and sometimes I haven’t even touched it,” says Jimmy’s younger sister Katie.
I don’t think that we will ever see Jimmy without his Ipod when he is out enjoying his jog. It’s good that Jimmy goes out for a jog to stay fit but one of those days he might have to jog without it.
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